u know where u belong a friend or best friend………. Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs. Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: opens […]
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A Friend or a Best Friend
Oct 11
3 Questions
Jul 24
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said…no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever….and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked […]
The pweor of the hmuan mnid
May 17
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch codnutced at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are tpyed, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit oedrer. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the […]
That’s God
May 11
Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for . THAT’S GOD … He talks to you through the Holy Spirit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to . […]
Take My Son
Mar 6
A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while […]
Racism Does Not Pay
Feb 11
The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. Madam, what is the matter, the hostess Asked. You obviously do not see it then? she responded. You placed […]
God’s Boxes
Feb 10
Two Boxes God’s Boxes I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold. He said, “Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold.” I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became […]
power of your actions
Feb 3
Short Story
“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.???
You Make A Difference
Jan 4
A teacher in New York decided to honour each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told each of them how they had made a difference to her and the class. Then […]
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark… One: Don’t miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. Four: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. […]
Seven Wonders of the World
Aug 24
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence! Funny isn’t it? how come we never consider it a wonder to live life? A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most […]
I’ve learned – that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I’ve learned – that it’s taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I’ve learned – that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time […]
A LIST TO LIVE BY
Jun 24
The most destructive habit……………………….Worry The greatest Joy……………………………………Giving The greatest loss………………….Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work……………….Helping others The ugliest personality trait………………..Selfishness The most endangered species……Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource………………Our youth The greatest “shot in the arm”……….Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome………………..Fear The most effective sleeping pill………..Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease……………Excuses The […]
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through […]
You are well Loved
Apr 22
Hello Beloved! 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in someway. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can […]
Hole in your fence
Apr 15
There once was a little girl who had a bad temper. Her mother gave her a bag of nails and told her that every time she lost her temper, she must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the girl had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next […]
Piece of Cake
Apr 7
Sometimes, we wonder, “What did I do to deserve this” or “Why did God have to do this to me?” Well here is an explanation. A daughter is telling her mother how everything is going wrong. She’s Failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her mother […]
Euro-English
Jan 10
The European Commission has just announced an agreement herebyEnglish will be the official language of the European Union ratherthan German, which was the other possibility. As part of thenegotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”. In […]
GOD
Jan 10
IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? IF YOU’D SAY NO, THEN DELETE THIS E-MAIL. IF YOU WOULD […]
Short Story
MORAL: have you ever realised that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: ‘The person who loves others will also be loved in return.’