A man is driving down a road.
A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the man leans out the window and yells, COW!
The women immediately leans out her window and yells, BA$T@RD !!
They each continue on their way, and as the women rounds the next bend, she
crashes into a huge cow in the middle of the road and dies.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only women would listen!