In our quest for happiness we must be sure that we don’t settle for a Playmate when God has a Soulmate waiting for us. Sometimes this is a hard distinction to make. Playmates are tricky. They are so much fun to be withthat even the smartest of us will be fooled into thinking this has […]
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Playmate Vs Soulmate
Sep 13
The Blood of Jesus
Mar 19
One night in a church service a young woman felt the tug of God at her heart. She responded to God’s call and accepted Jesus as her Lord and Savior. The young woman had a very rough past, involving alcohol, drugs, and prostitution. But, the change in her was evident. As time went on she […]
God’s Valentine
Feb 14
For God so loV ed the world, That He gA ve His onL y BegottE n SoN T hat whosoever Believeth I n Him Should N ot perish, But have E verlasting life.” John 3:16
Life’s Too short
Jan 31
Life’s too short to dwell on things that pull and tear on your heart strings so park those thoughts that make you worry and create new goals to which you’ll hurry. Make your list of things to do that always seemed not part of you make yourself explore unknowns write down your thoughts dig up […]
Milk
Jan 1
This will give you the chills……..GOOD chills. A young man had been to Wednesday night Bible Study. The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord’s voice. The young man couldn’t help but wonder, “Does God still speak to people?” After service he went out with some friends for coffee and pie […]
My Birthday
Dec 25
Dear loved ones As you well know, we are getting closer to my birthday. Every year there is a celebration in my honor and I think that this year the celebration will be repeated. During this time there are many people shopping for gifts, there are many radio announcements, TV commercials, and in every part […]
Four Wives
Sep 24
Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off […]
Choices we make
Sep 8
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, “If I were any better, I would be twins!” He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having […]
Dear Tech Support
Aug 31
This is great advice to all of you who work with these programs on a daily basis. Pass this on to anyone who may need this advice. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a […]
Ostriches
Feb 16
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be […]
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby ! bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, […]
Billy Graham’s daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her “How could God let something like this happen?” (regarding the attacks on Sept. 11).
Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said “I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we’ve been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives……
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, “I love […]
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. […]
Does the statement, “We’ve always done it that way” ring any bells? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads. Why did the […]
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn’t […]
SLOW DANCE
Aug 15
Life is not a race. Do take it slower. Hear the music. Before the song is over.
Friends
May 12
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said… no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever…. and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As […]
Your Body
Jan 9
PRACTICE SAFE SEX! DON’T ASSUME NOTHING! Your body is precious, it is a temple and we only get one. Guard it! Protect it! Due to the nature of people we often seek for things that end up destroying us. It is far to easy to destroy than to build, anyone who has looked at his […]
Some Funny Stuff that we always do…